Monthly Archive for December, 2007

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-BG- SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THEME SONG!!!! MUCH MORE THAN PLAY-DOH WREATH FOSSIL COOKIES!

So, it comes down to this. Little Miss Bossy, BG, now known as LMB,BG has throne down the gauntlet from her thrown. She said that Res was in the same humor pool as Imus. Since Res is most likely dead because of this effrontery, she thinks she can steam to victory with her theme song.

YOU ARE THE JUDGES!!!!! JUDGE HER HARSHLY!!!!

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-MENDACIOUS D-EXTREMELY UNSAFE FOR WORK-PERFECT FOR THE O’REILLY FACTOR

I am afraid this personage is going to eat me. And has a lot of rage. Perhaps BG can give him a hug? Thanks, M-D.

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HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-JENNIFER!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR JENNIFER NOT WKRP JENNIFER!!!!!

The only thing that could make this set cooler is a giant Snacktator in the background, covered with snakes I guess.

SNAG THEME SONG!!!! HOLIDAY BAKE OFF!!!! NOT CREEPY!

I lied. Ultra creepy.

Another version, in case the above doesn’t work. They should have used this song in “Zodiac”.

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONGO- TIGRISMUS!!!!!!!

Tiger T has all the neighborhood children over for turkish delight or some such treats, nor does he/she/it/bird/notplover mind if they trail breadcrumbs throughout the parlor, he’ll/she’ll/it’ll/bird’ll/notplover’ll just sweep them up with a handy broom!

BUT WILL THE BAKED GOOD STAY JUICY? Perhaps they need to stay hydrated with some gatorade.

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF- FISH’S!!!!!!!

So pleasant, so festive! Ahh, relax and hit the nog, dudes and dudettes.

Thanks, fishwagon.

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-PREPARE TO ENTER THE HALLS OF MANDOS!!!!

Mandos says:

“TRIPLE WHAMMY!!!

and then

PREPARARSE PARA LA BATALLIA!!!

END QUOTE!

INTENSE AND PSYCHEDELIC!!!!

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-CHICAGO CARTEL!!!!

Von, Shannon and OG weigh in with a MASTERPIECE!

It is kind of fun to tell certain people where to shove their Cookie Jesus disapproved cookies. Personal sidenote: I was mere blocks away from this acoustical travesty when it was shot. Thanks, WBCN munchwagons!!

HOLIDAY BAKE OFF THEME SONG-KATHLEEN

K on tha Q-tip!

A middle finger for all you punk MCs!

UC’s HOLIDAY BAKE-OFF JUDGING THEME SONG

So perfect, yet hiding in plane sight, like a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the head that you knew to expect but never saw coming.